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08 September 2008 @ 01:13 pm
My newest bright idea to loose weight...
Have my aunts bottle me some water from Mexico and send it over. I figure i'll pop a couple electrolyte tabs a day to keep myself from getting too dehydrated and let the water work it's magic. Yay! It's totally going to work.
Have my aunts bottle me some water from Mexico and send it over. I figure i'll pop a couple electrolyte tabs a day to keep myself from getting too dehydrated and let the water work it's magic. Yay! It's totally going to work.
03 September 2008 @ 04:26 pm
You ever take a drink from your water bottle and then forget to tip the bottle back after you're done drinking from it before you move your mouth away and then water spills all down your cheek, shoulder and chest?
Me neither...just checking.
Me neither...just checking.
28 August 2008 @ 04:01 pm
Nick: I told Nick2 that he should talk to you about headshops in Santa Cruz
Royce: Uh...why? I dont do the smokey smokey
Nick: Yeah, but you know people who do and you're from there
Royce: You can get one anywhere. Longs I think.
Nick: Uh....
Royce: or there is that place downtown, its called...uh...the pipe shopee?
Royce: Uh...why? I dont do the smokey smokey
Nick: Yeah, but you know people who do and you're from there
Royce: You can get one anywhere. Longs I think.
Nick: Uh....
Royce: or there is that place downtown, its called...uh...the pipe shopee?
13 August 2008 @ 04:39 pm
Last night i was throwing rewinds with Dale and Michael which ended me with a fantastic bruise on my left arm this morning (almost concerning since I dont bruise often). We were throwing this pyramid (I play the roll of the guy who flips the flyer over my head)
Anyway, I know we all care (I was very proud of it cause it's something new, so dont be a hater). Moving on past the bruise. While we were throwing basket tosses yesterday I think I may have hurt my hand. Well, I think it may be a bit broken or fractured or whatever. I'm sure it doesnt help that the flyer stands on my hands and then we throw them. Anyway, we have a performance this weekend in Reno for pride and I dont have time to visit the doctor, so I'm thinking...I'll just tape really well? Hopefully that works, otherwise, I'll end up making a stop on the way home at urgent care. :p lame. My thumb still isn't healed from when i jammed it into someones back while catching a stunt during tryouts. Lame, but stay tuned for injury updates from this upcoming weekend.
Anyway, I know we all care (I was very proud of it cause it's something new, so dont be a hater). Moving on past the bruise. While we were throwing basket tosses yesterday I think I may have hurt my hand. Well, I think it may be a bit broken or fractured or whatever. I'm sure it doesnt help that the flyer stands on my hands and then we throw them. Anyway, we have a performance this weekend in Reno for pride and I dont have time to visit the doctor, so I'm thinking...I'll just tape really well? Hopefully that works, otherwise, I'll end up making a stop on the way home at urgent care. :p lame. My thumb still isn't healed from when i jammed it into someones back while catching a stunt during tryouts. Lame, but stay tuned for injury updates from this upcoming weekend.
30 July 2008 @ 02:59 pm
Apparently...it's Japanese food for Portuguese people...
Janet (2:50:31 PM): im taking my parents to a sushi restaurant today
royce (2:51:04 PM): nice,
Janet (2:51:19 PM): yes sir , my parents barely eat chinese. they are gonna trip out
royce (2:51:44 PM): where are you taking them?
Janet (2:51:55 PM): my fave spot sushi okawa
royce (2:52:10 PM): are they going to eat anything?
Janet (2:52:26 PM): we shall see. chop sticks bro. my mom is gonna tip out . immigrants + chop stickes = fun
For the record, hilarity also ensued after my parents came to my dim sum breakfast earlier this year...but only after my then boyfriend casually mentioned something that made the whole table go silent...yeah...that was the best gift EVER! But I digress, they are not immigrants.
28 July 2008 @ 12:22 am
ITunes has decided tonight is sad country playlist night apparently. Home by Blake Shelton, is how I feel and Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisly is how I want to deal with it.
I think this entry, or examination into my life has been a long time coming. I’ve wanted to write it for a long time, but never really wanted it to come from a place of anger. Total the anger subsided and I let the pain wash over me.
I’ve been keeping very busy, at least that’s what I tell everyone. Work, cheer, gym, its all for a reason. I’ve not wanted to deal with whats in my head, I don’t think a lot of us do, but sometimes you just can’t ignore it anymore. Today I slept. All day. I had one of those, I don’t know what the hell I’m doing or where I’m going days. Its no ones fault.
March 30th, 2008 on my personal calendar has two things listed. Gymnastics, and Broke Up. In three days I will have been single for 4 months. I hate it. I don’t really hate being ‘single’ I guess, as much as I miss having someone to share my life with. Thank god I have amazing friends and family who I can call day or night, just to talk, make last minute plans with. Today I was alone. Today was the first day in 4 months that I’ve felt alone.
I know its supposed to be getting easier, but it’s not. The whole fake it till you make it thing is so exhausting I can’t even describe it. My soul is crushed. I can’t ignore it, I wish I could. This is the part in the blog where I tell myself to stand up, dust off my pants, straighten my shirt, smooth my hair and move on. I don’t know if you have ever been there, but it’s the point when you just want to sit. The thought of moving on is painful, much less actually doing it, plus I’m far too tired to stand.
I’d like to leave this entry on a upbeat note, but I just want this day to end so I can start again tomorrow. Plaster on a smile, go through the motions and maybe it will be different. Maybe faking it will turn into making it soon enough.
I think this entry, or examination into my life has been a long time coming. I’ve wanted to write it for a long time, but never really wanted it to come from a place of anger. Total the anger subsided and I let the pain wash over me.
I’ve been keeping very busy, at least that’s what I tell everyone. Work, cheer, gym, its all for a reason. I’ve not wanted to deal with whats in my head, I don’t think a lot of us do, but sometimes you just can’t ignore it anymore. Today I slept. All day. I had one of those, I don’t know what the hell I’m doing or where I’m going days. Its no ones fault.
March 30th, 2008 on my personal calendar has two things listed. Gymnastics, and Broke Up. In three days I will have been single for 4 months. I hate it. I don’t really hate being ‘single’ I guess, as much as I miss having someone to share my life with. Thank god I have amazing friends and family who I can call day or night, just to talk, make last minute plans with. Today I was alone. Today was the first day in 4 months that I’ve felt alone.
I know its supposed to be getting easier, but it’s not. The whole fake it till you make it thing is so exhausting I can’t even describe it. My soul is crushed. I can’t ignore it, I wish I could. This is the part in the blog where I tell myself to stand up, dust off my pants, straighten my shirt, smooth my hair and move on. I don’t know if you have ever been there, but it’s the point when you just want to sit. The thought of moving on is painful, much less actually doing it, plus I’m far too tired to stand.
I’d like to leave this entry on a upbeat note, but I just want this day to end so I can start again tomorrow. Plaster on a smile, go through the motions and maybe it will be different. Maybe faking it will turn into making it soon enough.
23 July 2008 @ 11:12 am
I think if you claim to be "the most laid back person you'll ever meet" you should really back that up by not freaking out when I call you out on your vices. I was just asking, if you were actually "laid back" it would have been a non issue and you would have been able to converse about it in a regular and calm manner. The conversation is under the cut.
PS, well all know I'm an ass, get over it.
That is all :)
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PS, well all know I'm an ass, get over it.
That is all :)
12 June 2008 @ 01:37 pm
Royce: this was me gasping alout at work when i clicked on this link.
http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/VenueListin
I'm SUCH A HOMO! its shit like that which will get me kicked out of the lonestar
http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/VenueListin
I'm SUCH A HOMO! its shit like that which will get me kicked out of the lonestar
Ernie: i have decided you are a 15 year old girl in a giant bears body
Ernie: or a twink
Ernie: 
Ernie: that is not a horrible thing, however
Ernie: k, lunch calls
Ernie: er no
12 June 2008 @ 01:20 pm
Not that any of the 5 of you dont already know the answer to these questions you'd be asking, here is a fun meme.
Ask me a question about EACH of the following:
- Friends
- Sex
- Music
- Religion
- Love
- Blogging
Then post this on your blog and see what questions you get asked!
05 June 2008 @ 10:54 am
Laura is currently home from the Peace Corps in DC for medical stuff. As she adjusts to life...
Laura: is today the 5th?
Laura:thurs?
Royce: yes
Royce: feels like friday
Laura:i thought it was
Royce: only , if it was friday, i'd be going to Stevies
Laura: oh yeah
Laura:can you grab some of my stuff from her place?
Royce: sure, email me a list
Royce: cause you knwo i'll forget otherwise
Laura: ok, i've got to think
Laura:red yoga pants
Laura: and anythng kind of cute that you're used to seeing me in that I might want to wear or bring back with me
Royce: haha, ok
Laura:i need stuff to wear while I'm there, in Portland and wandering around pride
Royce: your lazy bear t-shirt and H<3M<3 t-shirt?
Royce: haha
Laura: lol
Laura:i totally forgot about my I love homo's shirt
Laura: that would be perfect
Royce: i'm pretty sure i have it in my apartment, i'll have to track it down
Laura:YOU have it??
Royce: someone had to keep it safe
Laura: um, i threw a sheep at myself on facebook
Laura:how do i do that to other pp?
I love that girl.
Current Mood: 
amused
amused16 May 2008 @ 10:43 am
One of my BFFs is in the Peace Corps right now. Stationed in some God awful country halfway between no where and BFE (literally). Although she is sick, never looses her sense of humor...
Laura: alright, i'm taking my fever to bed
Laura: i forgot I took some tylenol pm and all of a sudden things started to get blurry
Royce: ok
Royce: feel better
Royce: and relax this weekend
Laura: i will thanks
Royce: no plowing fields for you missy
Laura: haha, what about push ups and sit ups?
Royce: nah
Royce:
Royce: save those for me
Laura: oh, i lost 5lbs after my plague last weekend
Laura: maybe i should send you a bottle of water?
Laura: alright, i'm taking my fever to bed
Laura: i forgot I took some tylenol pm and all of a sudden things started to get blurry
Royce: ok
Royce: feel better
Royce: and relax this weekend
Laura: i will thanks
Royce: no plowing fields for you missy
Laura: haha, what about push ups and sit ups?
Royce: nah
Royce:
Royce: save those for me
Laura: oh, i lost 5lbs after my plague last weekend
Laura: maybe i should send you a bottle of water?
13 May 2008 @ 04:46 pm
Royce: my mom and dad said they wouldn't pay for a wedding for me or jess, because she got preggers before she got married and because i never slept with a girl and boobies gross me out
Sowande: ouch
Sowande: the boobs thing
Royce: well they kinda freak me out
Sowande: they're too soft to be trustworthy
13 May 2008 @ 04:35 pm
Royce: It's 80's!
Nick: ok....
Royce: It's footloose <does little 80's jig in chair>
Nick: I dont know why people go crazy over that movie
Royce: Yeah, it really wasn't that good
Nick: Really not good. People are always like "Oh, Footloose, it's great. Lets watch people jump about."
Royce: Totally. I mean, it's not Oscar worthy, like Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or Beaches
Nick: I'm going now.
12 May 2008 @ 02:58 pm
Now is the time, after the breakup when two people start to go their separate ways and get back to their lives before they were a couple. Its when you test the waters to see how much they can take before they break. Its when one person does break, because they weren't ready. They were never going to be ready.
Its when you think you’re ok with hearing about adventures and they make you cringe inside, physically ache and no longer do you feel stressed or worried, because you’re filled with sorrow. You feel rejected all over again, it feels like it did the first time they told you that they were leaving you, you’re not what they want and they deserve to be happy. You don’t make them happy, they don’t think you can. You let down someone you love, and you hurt, and they have moved on and it makes your heart ache.
Its when you think you’re ok with hearing about adventures and they make you cringe inside, physically ache and no longer do you feel stressed or worried, because you’re filled with sorrow. You feel rejected all over again, it feels like it did the first time they told you that they were leaving you, you’re not what they want and they deserve to be happy. You don’t make them happy, they don’t think you can. You let down someone you love, and you hurt, and they have moved on and it makes your heart ache.
Current Mood: 
crushed
crushed14 April 2008 @ 09:32 am
11 April 2008 @ 10:12 am
I tell people I really have no desire to go to NYC, and for the most part, I dont. Well, I didnt want to, until I found this. Now I'm thinking about flying out just so I can see a leather handbag the color of an old man's scrotum speak with an Italian accent. I wonder if Christina will be there.
21 March 2008 @ 09:37 am
Although the half drunken patrons of 'Bout Time in Austin enjoyed your karaoke rendition of Where The Green Grass Grows, by Tim McGraw and LOVED your version of Rehab by one Miss Wino Winehouse, your co-workers are not so much fans of your belting country ballads during the quiet morning time (or anytime for that matter).
Please try and address that in future
Sincerely,
Me
Please try and address that in future
Sincerely,
Me
Current Mood: 
lethargic
lethargic20 March 2008 @ 09:25 am
My co- worker Jon just came back froom being out sick for two days. Before I get a chance to even say "good morning," I hear...
Jon: It's your fault I'm sick!
Me: Was there a makeout session I missed?
Jon: No, but all my lugies have little faux-hawks on them
Me:...
I got pwnd
Jon: It's your fault I'm sick!
Me: Was there a makeout session I missed?
Jon: No, but all my lugies have little faux-hawks on them
Me:...
I got pwnd
Current Mood: amused
amused